FACTS, FICTIONS, AND FAGGOTRIES

Monday, November 9, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

El Dia de los Muertos

Amaneci crudo despues de los festividades del fin de semana. Pero queiro darles las gracias a todos y deseos de un

feliz dia de los Muertos a todos que todavia viven. Deuteronomio Madrid

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

BLACK PANDA's in hot turmoil this fall season. Boulder (or is it Denver?) has to continue selling sex via supermodelquins and NYC has to pimp art accessibly. Luckily there is CULTivate to there to make us happy... and famous. Now it's just time to make the paper from this ish. Cuz you know fabric paint and felt - not free. Not supermodelquin shit. No dots here.

Hawt turmoil.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

MAIDS

Luckily for me I got Harry Potter to do the waay dirty work. Nice Tuxedo, cat.

Deuteronomy Who?

Deuteronomy Madrid is one of the many personalities of your beloved, queer author. The moniker of "Deuteronomy" (the fifth book of The Bible) was adopted because of the author's fascination and respect for Jewish males all over. DM's family includes such notables as Bleekah-Madison Madrid, Niimura Katsutoshi, Yuko Propaganda, and Lexicon Reyes. He has worked for the Fergie, the Dutchess of York, not the humpy hip-hopstress, and is credited as the cover designer for her fabulous diet book, Energy Breakthrough.

On Faggotries

“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.” –Charles Pierce

“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" –John Stewart

“Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce."” –Plato

“Let the little fairy in you fly!” –Rufus Wainwright

UNEXPLAINED PSYCHIC PHENOMENA // CLAIRVOYANCIES

Being at Barracuda and thinking about "Roam" by the B-52's // Roam is the next song
Wondering how I will compose a letter framing that I fit in at Sullivan // Being on the train and seeing a YMCA add with "YOU FIT IN" as the copy
Being asked if my magenta corduroys are from "RUGBY" (answer is no, they are from Vietnam) // Walking down the street and finding a RUGBY store next to Saigon Grill
1/22 - Recommended "The Education of a Graphic Designer" to one who likes to be educated // See someone reading the book in the subway the next day
Singing "Bamboo Banger" in the street // Looking up and seeing an ad for mama MIA
Thinking, "I need to use the word 'daft' more" // Coming across the usage of "daft" in my book.
Thinking, "Huh, I have to email the Bronx arts council and look for opportunities" // Later that night getting an email from them.
Using the ghost's gift thinking" He's gonna call today" // He calls.

FACTS, FICTIONS, AND FAGGOTRIES

Monday, November 9, 2009

Prada Wallpaper

Monday, November 2, 2009

El Dia de los Muertos

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Con Diego

Yo Soy Frida

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Lickin' A Boner

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

CULTivate KUNTivate

Sunday, September 13, 2009

MAIDS

Colorado vs. Japan

That belt

STILL LOVE

Which Cunt Burns?

Deuteronomy Who?

Is the "Nanook" comment Racist or Funny?

Deuteronomy's dicks...

Twit for Twat

On Faggotries

UNEXPLAINED PSYCHIC PHENOMENA // CLAIRVOYANCIES

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