6/21/08

So the queen of all queens, the fag of all fags turned 30 yesterday.... work it out Ms. Scholar Gurl. In honor of the event, she hosted a party at a downtown booty bangin joint faturing all the hits. It was blazing hip hop and r-n-b. Appointed a member of the decorations committee, I prepared this banner, totally apropos for the event (ie faggy bday)

Some divas needed their glamour shots of the evening (this is a picture of your faggy author - very Jeremy Scott, I know - whh?)

This is a picture of my girl VJ doing her thang. Such a drag queen at heart. First came HS Musical and then the Project Runway:Dec Cmmtee Extravaganza. Gurl you know it's true. Ooh Ooh Ooh..

Long lost family members from the Cherokee tribe part of my family also showed face. This is my dear cousin (her heritage forbids her from looking directly into the camera when taking pictures - forgive!)

and when the time came for showing her blowing skills, the scholar proved that she's got the oral acumen, as well as the mental

And, of course, no faggy extravaganza would be complete without the perennial ghetto plural. In this case we saw some Dim Sums at a Japanese Restaurant post blazin. Happy Birthday! Happy Ghetto! Happy Faggotry! xo

Why Jabba gotta be all saucy though?

Maids of the World Video Games Remix

I would have directed you to the online free gayme, but NYC Opera said "Forbidden 404" - what's with the censorship- dayumn. Take it away Jilly

For more Maids of the World Video Gaymes click koko

This Ain't Blackle

This is whatchutalkin' bout Willis if you enter "Black People" as your search on Google Images

I've never cum like that before.

The White Bread Sandwich, the Black Girl and other Ethnics

me: yo yo - are we still meeting in the park?
opera bear: no - we're going to meet at La Negrita instead.
me: cool

Enter the black girl at the black girl, Tippy. We met two minutes before this photo extravaganza.





My submission for the Hugo Boss Prize





Happy Birthday Opera Bear.

IINTRODUCING LÉON

Léon

Love

Lai...

RIP Leonla

Leonla had to die so that Léon coule be born.

My Nuts is like Pinkburry...

Cux, YO - it's mad addictive

Bitches be lining up out the door for quick tase'

Comes with fruity pebbles - they're bottoms, not toppins

and my shit is toxic - that's what she said...

France got jokes

I know when I'm going to die.

You can find out too here!

Pero, What had happened?

Enter "Harlem" as the search in Google Images and this is the second image.

I mean, I like Spencer Tunick as much as the next exhibitionist, but I'm looking for images of one two five.. na' mean? chicken na' mean? Looking at this picture reminds me of when I was a participant in Mr. Tunick's nudist romps. My shoot was in front of the Dakota building on John Lennon's birhday a few years back. We shot in the streets as well as in the grass in Strawberry Field(s) forever. Total crusing session. I remember seeing guys with their schlongs out in the wee hours that October morning saying "Very nize" in Borat style. It was alot of fun, even if I did wind up being the mole on a large mass of pink flesh strewn on th upper west side. How's is that different from any other day these days?

Pornology?

I like porn. I like science too.
Makes me wonder where this video fits in.
Where ever it fits (that's what she said!), I think this is a view we're not used to seing in either context. Enlightening, no?
PS. They got dicks like Jesus

P.S. We Got Dicks Like Jesus

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

Where I Work It

Cosmos served promptly every Friday at closing time.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

BP has separated again. All good though - the Pandas are keeping it alive
Pale faced or black face - Panda = Panda. Hooty hoo..

Panda come in all shapes and sizes.


And sexualities.

My dick can't fit down the chim-in-ney
Your dick look like a kid from the Philippine
.
.
or at least co-op city.

Introducing...

NEW Maids of the World Candy
Right: In the fun flavor "My Parents' Village"
Left: The always classic "Working with the Pale Faces"

Brought to you by Aleealee & Leonla & My Dick!

Whh, we got the ghetto plural up in Blogspot?

Yo get me a goobah...

Maids of the World (or Williamsburg, at least)

Biggup to Soohyen French for letting Artners invade this week. You know I did those dishes. Yo MotW represent.. hell yeah.

My girl Jenny from the block was around the way, up do some new tricks (some ole'ones too). Trying to break the records in Sex and the City Style, she came out like a trooper in the end. And although The Delta debacle was unfortunate, it gave us some unexpected time to hang with Leona and Aleealee. Good times. Not as good as these Panda days, but...

... those Cry Panda tear days are hard to beat.

Back to being the porter in CO, Artner must be crying those tears again. It's ok though, Panda will rise and the maids will unite. Dammit, it'll be Voltron again if it kills me. There's alot of wrestlemania, computer class with Leona, Alee(hooker)alee, and jew bear time to be had. It'll be a shonda if it don't. Serious.

On the next MoTW: Tune in to see how artners tear it up old school styles at the Berlin wall. Ich bin schwul. Sind Sie Kommunist?

This shit is il

Kim Jong Il to be precise... wtf? And to top it off, I found this ad on ichatgay.com. I suppose the marketing folk think that gays who show their dicks online are the also nationalistic koreans that make their own kim chi. damn. at least they're not maids of the world.

Black Yiddsh

The re-mix.

Yiddish Lesson

Expand your mind...

A random shout-out from a guy in France...

that wants to pee on me.

pick a bu fur ril - pic a bu bu!

Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty

You gotta love google images.

The first image in Google Images with "Bull Dyke" as the search