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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
And then came the House of Genki/げんきの家きただ！/Out on the town with the Legendary Dirty Hairy
Press Play and Enjoy
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Felt Up
He bought me a ring. It looks like this, but it is magenta. You know how I like the magenta. Will take a picture when I can.
What could it all mean?
Commercial
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
For The Lady Esquire
The Glitteress told me that you think Shannel acts like a Long Island F*aggot. Ooh gurl - hush yo tongue ,lest this bitch devour you with her literal literalism.
PS - how about we all have drag names already: Lady Esquire, The Glitteress, Faux Lao, and yours truly, Bleekah Madison Madrid...
Hoodascarf
Yo, I swear this is Project Runway. Here is my sketch for my hoodascarf that I'm having my seamstress below the stairs execute for me. It will be a hood with long legs (down to my shins). Two buttons will be on it as well - one below my chin and one down by my shins. The seams will be undone, giving it a raw, comme des early 90's look. Thank you MOOOD!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
WORK IT OUT!
OMG - a fucking VOGUE OFF! This is what I've been waiting for on this show. The House of Flowers versus the House of Whackcocks... fucking chop that bitch! Interesting to see Ru bring the ball culture to the mainstream (as it had in Paris is...). More interesting to see that these queens brought it. Seemed to me that after Madge vogued for the world, ball culture had been exploited enough so that young fierce queens would develop a new form of expression. But with the moves that these Ms. Tings whipped out, it appears that Voguing is still happening - Madge or no Madge. As for Ms. Loca Flowers - She betta Work. WORKITOUTLOCA!
Show me the Money!
My veggie week is done. I feel lighter and sleepier as a result of it. I needs my irons. A proffesh veggie, I am not. Though I did have a good run, I think. It all started with a bribe. $10 if i could go veggie for the week. Lots of soy meat and tofu later, I'm still standing. Now... Show me the money!
This is Everything I ate:
MONDAY
coffee
toast with jam
miso soup
sesame noodles
PBNJ
chocolate
popcorn
kumkwats
veggie lasagna
TUESDAY
Beet , celery, apple juice
baby carrots
spinach salad
split pea soup
croissant
chocolate
kumkwats
pizza
ochazuke
WEDNESDAY
hard boiled egg
doughnut holes
coffee
Split Pea soup
Egg Salad
Roll
kumkwats
Grape peach juice
chocolate
scallion pancakes
tofu and veggies
rice
THURSDAY
Peanut butter and toast
coffee
kumkwats
collard greens
sweet potato fries
fried scrimps
pomegranate chocolate ice cream
FRIDAY
everything bagel w cream cheese
coffee
apple
PBNJ
diet coke
cilantro tuna sandwich
noodles with shrinp dumplings
chinese vegetables
SATURDAY
cherries
hard boiled eggs
toast
coffee
mozzarella sandwich
veggie Thai basil
coffee cake
SUNDAY
bagel and lox
mushroom pizza
shoyu ramen w/o chashuu
pomegranate chocolate ice cream
gummi bears
MONDAY
toast
coffee
bibimbap
chocolate
veggie bibimbap
chocolate
soy fried chicken
veggies
garlic rice
peach juice
Monday, March 9, 2009
Down and Dirty
Why do people ove to talk about stuff as being DOWN AND DIRTY?
ie:
"That Down and Dirty Poster"
"Our Down and Dirty campaign"
"Burping some Down and Dirty Chickenwings"
or
"This bitch is Down and Dirty"
???
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
A Haiku for the Gnome
Spring will soon be here
But your breath still smells like shit
Will it never change?
YOU BETTA TUCK!
WARNING SPOLIERS AHEAD
That is, if you haven't seen the last Drag Race Ep. If you have, no worries.
So, I was heartily dismayed by Ms. ONGina's expulsion from the competition, but com'n - No tucking? I know that part of her schtick is treading the line of masculine and feminine, but you betta tuck. Sorry ONGina! You did your thing, but Ms. BeBe is a fierce competitor. I wouldn't want to lip synch for my life with THAT bitch.
COVERGURL!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK!
HEAD
TO
TOE
Let your whole Body Talk!
BUMP
AND
BUMP IT
BUMPITANDBUMPBUMPIT
Okay, I admit it. I'm a late comer to the drag race. My Gwals had beeen telling me tjhat it is the show to see. And now I see why. It's kinda like a combination of Project runway and Top Model, just with cheaper prizes and w whole lotta more tuckin'. My favorite part of the show is when Ru comes out to greet the judges. I love the background music (COVER GIRL!) and her strut. An lemm tell you something, it's not easy to have a "favorite" part of a show when you have segments called "She Mail" and "Lip Synch for your Life". Now, sashay... away.
Afterword: I had to buy the RuMixes. Now Walk!
TO
TOE
Let your whole Body Talk!
BUMP
AND
BUMP IT
BUMPITANDBUMPBUMPIT
Okay, I admit it. I'm a late comer to the drag race. My Gwals had beeen telling me tjhat it is the show to see. And now I see why. It's kinda like a combination of Project runway and Top Model, just with cheaper prizes and w whole lotta more tuckin'. My favorite part of the show is when Ru comes out to greet the judges. I love the background music (COVER GIRL!) and her strut. An lemm tell you something, it's not easy to have a "favorite" part of a show when you have segments called "She Mail" and "Lip Synch for your Life". Now, sashay... away.
Afterword: I had to buy the RuMixes. Now Walk!
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