RIP Leonla

Leonla had to die so that Léon coule be born.

My Nuts is like Pinkburry...

Cux, YO - it's mad addictive

Bitches be lining up out the door for quick tase'

Comes with fruity pebbles - they're bottoms, not toppins

and my shit is toxic - that's what she said...

France got jokes

I know when I'm going to die.

You can find out too here!

Pero, What had happened?

Enter "Harlem" as the search in Google Images and this is the second image.

I mean, I like Spencer Tunick as much as the next exhibitionist, but I'm looking for images of one two five.. na' mean? chicken na' mean? Looking at this picture reminds me of when I was a participant in Mr. Tunick's nudist romps. My shoot was in front of the Dakota building on John Lennon's birhday a few years back. We shot in the streets as well as in the grass in Strawberry Field(s) forever. Total crusing session. I remember seeing guys with their schlongs out in the wee hours that October morning saying "Very nize" in Borat style. It was alot of fun, even if I did wind up being the mole on a large mass of pink flesh strewn on th upper west side. How's is that different from any other day these days?

Pornology?

I like porn. I like science too.
Makes me wonder where this video fits in.
Where ever it fits (that's what she said!), I think this is a view we're not used to seing in either context. Enlightening, no?
PS. They got dicks like Jesus

P.S. We Got Dicks Like Jesus

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

Where I Work It

Cosmos served promptly every Friday at closing time.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

BP has separated again. All good though - the Pandas are keeping it alive
Pale faced or black face - Panda = Panda. Hooty hoo..

Panda come in all shapes and sizes.


And sexualities.

My dick can't fit down the chim-in-ney
Your dick look like a kid from the Philippine
.
.
or at least co-op city.

Introducing...

NEW Maids of the World Candy
Right: In the fun flavor "My Parents' Village"
Left: The always classic "Working with the Pale Faces"

Brought to you by Aleealee & Leonla & My Dick!

Whh, we got the ghetto plural up in Blogspot?

Yo get me a goobah...

Maids of the World (or Williamsburg, at least)

Biggup to Soohyen French for letting Artners invade this week. You know I did those dishes. Yo MotW represent.. hell yeah.

My girl Jenny from the block was around the way, up do some new tricks (some ole'ones too). Trying to break the records in Sex and the City Style, she came out like a trooper in the end. And although The Delta debacle was unfortunate, it gave us some unexpected time to hang with Leona and Aleealee. Good times. Not as good as these Panda days, but...

... those Cry Panda tear days are hard to beat.

Back to being the porter in CO, Artner must be crying those tears again. It's ok though, Panda will rise and the maids will unite. Dammit, it'll be Voltron again if it kills me. There's alot of wrestlemania, computer class with Leona, Alee(hooker)alee, and jew bear time to be had. It'll be a shonda if it don't. Serious.

On the next MoTW: Tune in to see how artners tear it up old school styles at the Berlin wall. Ich bin schwul. Sind Sie Kommunist?

This shit is il

Kim Jong Il to be precise... wtf? And to top it off, I found this ad on ichatgay.com. I suppose the marketing folk think that gays who show their dicks online are the also nationalistic koreans that make their own kim chi. damn. at least they're not maids of the world.

Black Yiddsh

The re-mix.

Yiddish Lesson

Expand your mind...

A random shout-out from a guy in France...

that wants to pee on me.

pick a bu fur ril - pic a bu bu!

Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty

You gotta love google images.

The first image in Google Images with "Bull Dyke" as the search

My BIG Gay Weekend

1. So, I went to see the SEX movie Friday night. Lincoln Center, midnight show - Premiere night. In Artner's words, "Damn, is this Star Wars for girls?!". The movie theater was that packed. Packed with all kinds of Carrie's mind you, not strictly the types you'd expect to find in New JAP City. Yellow, brown, Puerto Rican, and Asian - all the Carrie wannbes came out en masse to witness this over-the-top, 2.25 hour long fashion show with a thread of a plot line thrown in to appease studio execs. I know that Im being harsh, and that SEX is as much about the fashion as it is about people, but really, the movie was alot of fluff, high drama, and not enough sex. It's interesting when you think about its status as a modern day fairy tale and the ways in which it re-affirms some age old myths and the ways in which it debunks others (the old spinster is not always a pejorative). If you're going to see, it, make sure to go durin the day. This is perhaps my only bit of advice. Seeing it at nite will make you ask Carrie, "Damn, are you dont with being so self absorbed?!. Oh Carrie...

Addendum to #1.

What is up with Carrie having a slave?



St. Louise from St. Louis might be from Missouri (Jennifer Hudson's character), but she sure did sound like a mammy from the antebellum South. And don't think that it's OK to have a southern mammy in the shape of a buxomy girl from the mid-west if just because you're paying them off with imported handbags from the new world.. Oh Sarah-Jessica...

Addendum to #1 (2).



Ladies, and I'm talking to you Ladies prancing around the theater thinking that it was a club... be sure to take it easy on the pre-movie cosmos. The movie was not in Imax, nor was it 3D. Puking in the theater is not a cute move. Not cute.

2. What is the gayest show on Broadway right now? I found myself asking this question thinking that I had found it in the middle of Legally Blonde, the musical on Saturday night.



For sure it is the Biggest, Gayest, show out there right now. Well, maybe not bigger than Gypsy. All the queens love that Lupone woman. Does that make me any less off a queen? Nahh...

Legally Blonde was the cutest musical I've seen EVER! While it took a couple of detours away from the movie, it remained pretty faithful. The translation was big fun to watch - and all the singing and dancing - Hilarious! What was more (or less, depending on how you look at it) hilarious was being busted with stolen cocktails from the Olive Garden across the street from the theater. Getting caught in the theater with stolen cocktails is not a cute move. Not cute. Oh me...

Cuz some of us want it given to them right now

You love her / you hate her / you love to hate her.. whatever. She's still making good pop music with collaborators nearly half her age. "Give It 2 Me" is one of my faves from the album and I can't wait to see the visuals in music video form. These shots from the video are not what I was thinking necessarily. Let's see if the magic of the Williams-Richie collabo can carry it's way onto the TRL circuit (Oh god TRL...)