WORK IT OUT!

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OMG - a fucking VOGUE OFF! This is what I've been waiting for on this show. The House of Flowers versus the House of Whackcocks... fucking chop that bitch! Interesting to see Ru bring the ball culture to the mainstream (as it had in Paris is...). More interesting to see that these queens brought it. Seemed to me that after Madge vogued for the world, ball culture had been exploited enough so that young fierce queens would develop a new form of expression. But with the moves that these Ms. Tings whipped out, it appears that Voguing is still happening - Madge or no Madge. As for Ms. Loca Flowers - She betta Work. WORKITOUTLOCA!

What $10.00 will get ya?

Show me the Money!

My veggie week is done. I feel lighter and sleepier as a result of it. I needs my irons. A proffesh veggie, I am not. Though I did have a good run, I think. It all started with a bribe. $10 if i could go veggie for the week. Lots of soy meat and tofu later, I'm still standing. Now... Show me the money!

This is Everything I ate:

MONDAY

coffee
toast with jam
miso soup
sesame noodles
PBNJ
chocolate
popcorn
kumkwats
veggie lasagna

TUESDAY

Beet , celery, apple juice
baby carrots
spinach salad
split pea soup
croissant
chocolate
kumkwats
pizza
ochazuke

WEDNESDAY
hard boiled egg
doughnut holes
coffee
Split Pea soup
Egg Salad
Roll
kumkwats
Grape peach juice
chocolate
scallion pancakes
tofu and veggies
rice

THURSDAY

Peanut butter and toast
coffee
kumkwats
collard greens
sweet potato fries
fried scrimps
pomegranate chocolate ice cream

FRIDAY

everything bagel w cream cheese
coffee
apple
PBNJ
diet coke
cilantro tuna sandwich
noodles with shrinp dumplings
chinese vegetables

SATURDAY

cherries
hard boiled eggs
toast
coffee
mozzarella sandwich
veggie Thai basil
coffee cake

SUNDAY

bagel and lox
mushroom pizza
shoyu ramen w/o chashuu
pomegranate chocolate ice cream
gummi bears

MONDAY

toast
coffee
bibimbap
chocolate
veggie bibimbap
chocolate
soy fried chicken
veggies
garlic rice
peach juice

Down and Dirty

Why do people ove to talk about stuff as being DOWN AND DIRTY?

ie:

"That Down and Dirty Poster"
"Our Down and Dirty campaign"
"Burping some Down and Dirty Chickenwings"
or
"This bitch is Down and Dirty"

???

"Why won't anyone kai kai with me?"

Oh Akasha Banasha...

A Haiku for the Gnome

Spring will soon be here
But your breath still smells like shit
Will it never change?

YOU BETTA TUCK!

WARNING SPOLIERS AHEAD

That is, if you haven't seen the last Drag Race Ep. If you have, no worries.

So, I was heartily dismayed by Ms. ONGina's expulsion from the competition, but com'n - No tucking? I know that part of her schtick is treading the line of masculine and feminine, but you betta tuck. Sorry ONGina! You did your thing, but Ms. BeBe is a fierce competitor. I wouldn't want to lip synch for my life with THAT bitch.

COVERGURL!

Vancouver Porn

Pornahgraphy

Ongina Pussy

Yes Ru Can

"RuBama" from Mathu Andersen

PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK!

HEAD

TO

TOE

Let your whole Body Talk!

BUMP

AND

BUMP IT

BUMPITANDBUMPBUMPIT


Okay, I admit it. I'm a late comer to the drag race. My Gwals had beeen telling me tjhat it is the show to see. And now I see why. It's kinda like a combination of Project runway and Top Model, just with cheaper prizes and w whole lotta more tuckin'. My favorite part of the show is when Ru comes out to greet the judges. I love the background music (COVER GIRL!) and her strut. An lemm tell you something, it's not easy to have a "favorite" part of a show when you have segments called "She Mail" and "Lip Synch for your Life". Now, sashay... away.

Afterword: I had to buy the RuMixes. Now Walk!

Shall we?

The Crying Gayme

Don't cry too hard.

Yolanda VEGA!

For those who don't know:

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WHH?

Better than LOST? / No Pulp Fictions!

Marketing Bullshit


And, Yay! The Tropicana Carton is Back

Fix your weave and don't bereave

"... I been wearin' it for years and I invested alot of money in this weave and it saved my life - it saved my life...like zoom zoom - Oh lord am I alive, am I dead - I'm not even 21 yet!... The back of my weave stopped it - it was in the back of my hair..." THIS BITCH!

Unbeweavable!

Fuckin Shickunheads

You gotta love the shickunhead register girls all around NYC. Their nails, their hairs, their attitwoed- all out craziness. Yesterday I was at my local Morton Williams's on the upper west and heard a gurl blurb out the above quote. She seemed to think it was maaad HECTIC because she had to text AND ring me up at the same time. Makes you wonder where these people will go when they eventually get their G.E.D.'s and graduate to Greased Titties. Imagine.