HUG IT OWWT!

WHO TOLE THEM?

I'd like to think that I contributed to their happiness.

:)

She ain't Crystal Waters

the one and only

Hard time sleeping ||

And nightmares...

Marky Mark

I took the "Which artist are you" Quiz on facebook.

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FA-SHAHN

Pronounced "Roo-shay"

Like my new Ed Ruscha towel? 60"x70". Gonna hang it above my bed- you know. It's my mating surface. Sometimes.

A half million pesos!

It's not just fashion, it's Fa-SHON!

This Bitch

I got a comb to comb my neck hair

and whh was it's a tat. so, tbaybay and tb junior are out. it's friday night and i just got paid. margarita friday at work in honor of beverly sills. indypendent party - my first collabo with FDP. Meet's 32. AND. I'm still Younger than Jesus. Hell yeah.

Tonite

Asia better read

Here

Who Jew?

Bernie Solomon: "What's your father's name, kid?" ('kid' thown in for added effect)

Deuteronomy: "Villanueva"

BS: "Your mudda's?"

Deut: "Madrid"

BS goes to sit down and fingers his little brown portfolio that he keeps under his arm.

(minutes later)

BS: "I knew it. YOU'RE JEWISH"

Deut: "Yes!"

And it turns out to be true. BS found my names in a list that he had toted around since his student days in Italy. This list, published by the Vatican, contains the names of Jewish Spaniards that were expelled from Spain during the age of Imperialism. Both of my family names turned up in this list entitled, "Tiene usted sangre judia?" or "Do you have Jewish blood?". The resounding answer is YES, I do. So now the important question, What had happened to my barmitzvah? Oy.

Right now

Whh was I went to mcee dees to get a coffee - not vanilla... but i got vanilla anyway. and then the broad gave me my 3 singles back like they were 1 hundred dollar bills. whh? AND THEN i left mc donald's to find a bag of weed at my feet. some handsome bud. but then what winds up happening? whh is artner smoked it across the states. yo. smokin maids. oooooh oooh.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

Bruno's Meinspace

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To all my girls in the Federal Detention Center

uhh uhh, Yo its the real shit, shit to make you feel
shit,
bump em in the club shit, have you wallen out
when you bump this(hip hop, hip hop) drugs to ya ear
drum the raw uncut, have a nigga o.d. cause its never
enough.

Daugh-ter Judy

It is the age of "The Jetsons". I remember waking up to watch this cartoon vision of the future. Flying cars, robot maids, and television screens that acted like phones. And now we have them all. We can IM with our friends and watch them pose in their new pants. You can go to Chinatown and be served by mechanical waitresses. You can even take a flying cab to Tokyo and be left stranded, drunk and high for days. OK, so the last two examples are a bit stretchy. But you really can watch your friends make Congee des garcons originals and style each others outfits. Really.

She's always been one of my heroes

Some of my favorites from today's visit

IT'S CRUCIAL TO HAVE AN ACTIVE FANTASY LIFE

LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL

MONEY CREATES TASTE

I SMELL YOU ON MY SKIN

REPETITION IS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN

SELFISHNESS IS THE MOST BASIC MOTIVATION

SELF IMPROVEMENT IS ANTISOCIAL

STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED

WTFHH?