I didn't forget about you boys...

Still Causin' It

Going a little Deee-Lite crazy at the moment (look around). I just can't help it. I remember then I first bought World Clique. I remember smelling the packaging and thinking that the paper smelled like perfume. Don't know why. I had the cassette. It's like that. I was walking down memory lane and came across some oldies but goodies.

The video to "Good Beat". This song - listening to it makes me feel like dancing. Such an uplifting song. All true too - I just wanna hear a good beat. Fur Ril.

This is some rare footage of Towa Tei talking. Apparently it's from a Japanese TV show called Funky Tomato. I love Kier's outfit (Green is one of my faves - I mean pink gotta take a break sometimes). Oh, and was she gearing up for an appearance on Iron Chef with that laugh?

Remember Tabitha Soren? She's so forgettable.

Vote Baby, Vote!

"It was the Drag Queens that taught me GLAMOUR..." By the way, was there ever any doubt that she didn't lip synched?

This One's for Artner.

A Conjoined Gummy Bear Pinwheel from the Black Forest for you. Feel Better.

When did I become "Adult Contemporary"?

Could my taste in music be symptomatic of my aging? Yo No Know. Pero, I think Michael Bublé is super dooper cute. I thought I was over what used to be a constant craving for crackers, what with all the miso dick I got in Japan... but this white boy is still doin' it to me. Sing it white boy. I'll get lost with you anytime (but don't talk, just listen).

"I axed who did your hair and you tell me,

'Diane made it.' " ~ Butter

アイタリクス

こんにちわ！あたしの名前はユコウプロパガンダです。グラフィクデザインがあたしの仕事だ。ピンク好き。。パプルも好きだよ。アイタリクスが Deuteronomy Madrid のデザインのブランドでもあたしもデザインを作れています。いつか見て植えない？では、楽しみしゆうよ！ラララ。。。

Gifts From Middle Earth

When Artner is not shopping online for designer home furnishings for her new pussy pad in CO, she can be found working it out in craft shops in Middle Earth. These were two trinkets were snagged for me recently. Since my Queer Cape is already emblazoned with a V (no I didn't make gay Varsity... I'm the coach bitch), Artner gave me a tiny D. D is for Dick. And Deuteronomy. She also got me a fruit basket. If I need to explain that one, well then you just haven't been reading. Clever, that Artner. I guess that's why she spends her days thinking about how to get people to buy things in MIddle Earth.

I Doubt It

Sorry

Yes, I'm Filipino. Yes, I'm gay. No, I'm not like Reynaldo.
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Though, I have been known to wear a cape.

"Pink is the Navy Blue of India" ~ Diana Vreeland

I just really like that quote.

Cherish Dat Ass

Me and two bathing beauties on the beach in Punta Cana. My moves were inspired by the blonde one, of course.
Photos : Stone Ritts

Smackin' Dat Ass

Recently, at The Hangar

Lady Esquire: Deuteronomy, I don't do that.

Deuteronomy: Why not?

LE: It's not my style. Besides, he no know how to move. Look at that! Is that supposed to be sexy?

D: I suppose, but look at DAT ASS! I'M going to top, errr, i mean tip, him.



LE: His face is not fresh.

D: I see your point. But THAT ASS!

[Some black queens heard ki-ki-ing post-tipping of the go-go boy]

Beary Black Queen: Oooh.. (something something) cocoa butter....
(said to Beary Black Queen 2)

D: OMG, I think he said something about the dancer's skin! Is it scaley? OMG...

(adressing BBQ) OMG did I just hear you say that his skin was harshness?

B.B.Q.: OOH NO! It's as creamy as cocoa butter. That child must have put on...

(Deuteronomy removes a dollar from his wallet)

some Queen Helene Guurl.... you need to ...

D: (addressing LE) Gimme change for a dollar.

LE: You crazy!

D: I wanna put quarters into that slot.

L.E. You CRAZAY!

BBQ: ..... go 'head and give it a try.

Deuteronomy slithers over to the go-go station and smacks dat ass (double handed).



He slithers back to his throne next to Lady Esquire.

D to BBQ: OMG you were soo right

BBR: Q U E E N

D: F U C K I N G

BBR and D (in unison): H E LE N E

(faggy hi-five)x(snaps)

D to LE: You need to try that out! You know, if it's a money thing...

LE: You crazy.

D: Maybe, but I'm moisturized.

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Tempermental/Cheez/Mouse/Pop

Last Sunday I attended a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese for Lana. She's Four.

While a part of me was reluctant to go (kids, germs, work to do, blah-blah-belch), the inner child threw himself on the floor got his way. I really was hoping for a spectacle of sorts, but I realized very early into the thing that I had to provide the spectacle myself. Why does it always have to be that way?


Luckily they have Chuck E TV. Don't you think this image is kinda creepy? Like I'm being haunted by a weird college mascot? Either that or some chicken head I went to high school with... OH!

Doubily Lukily the kids that I hung out with were adorable. The kid with the curls to my left is Cheez-It. Not his real name, btw.

Cheez-It posing with the birthday girl herself, Lana Marie. 1/2 + 1/2 = 1 LOVE. Don't Lana and Cheez-It look soo adorably collegiate?

Lana is a budding painter and actress. This is a side by side comparison of Lana's work and that of the famous artist, Cy Twombly. Not too shabby-chic that Lana, wouldn t you say?

Like most tempermental artists, she doen't like the her spotlight to be taken away. Mouse or no mouse.

Luckily, the mouse seemed to be of the pink variety.

All in all, not a bad jaunt to the local Chuck E Cheezy. Had some pizza, did the hokey pokey, and sucked on a nice cold one. Maybe I should take my name off the list at The Dugout and have my 21st bday here...hmm...

¿Crees en la vida después del amor?

Thanks to the professor for cher-ing... brew hahaha wuh huh wuh.