When Artner is not shopping online for designer home furnishings for her new pussy pad in CO, she can be found working it out in craft shops in Middle Earth. These were two trinkets were snagged for me recently. Since my Queer Cape is already emblazoned with a V (no I didn't make gay Varsity... I'm the coach bitch), Artner gave me a tiny D. D is for Dick. And Deuteronomy. She also got me a fruit basket. If I need to explain that one, well then you just haven't been reading. Clever, that Artner. I guess that's why she spends her days thinking about how to get people to buy things in MIddle Earth.
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