Lady Esquire: Deuteronomy, I don't do that.
Deuteronomy: Why not?
LE: It's not my style. Besides, he no know how to move. Look at that! Is that supposed to be sexy?
D: I suppose, but look at DAT ASS! I'M going to top, errr, i mean tip, him.
LE: His face is not fresh.
D: I see your point. But THAT ASS!
[Some black queens heard ki-ki-ing post-tipping of the go-go boy]
Beary Black Queen: Oooh.. (something something) cocoa butter....
(said to Beary Black Queen 2)
D: OMG, I think he said something about the dancer's skin! Is it scaley? OMG...
(adressing BBQ) OMG did I just hear you say that his skin was harshness?
B.B.Q.: OOH NO! It's as creamy as cocoa butter. That child must have put on...
(Deuteronomy removes a dollar from his wallet)
some Queen Helene Guurl.... you need to ...
D: (addressing LE) Gimme change for a dollar.
LE: You crazy!
D: I wanna put quarters into that slot.
L.E. You CRAZAY!
BBQ: ..... go 'head and give it a try.
Deuteronomy slithers over to the go-go station and smacks dat ass (double handed).
He slithers back to his throne next to Lady Esquire.
D to BBQ: OMG you were soo right
BBR: Q U E E N
D: F U C K I N G
BBR and D (in unison): H E LE N E
(faggy hi-five)x(snaps)
D to LE: You need to try that out! You know, if it's a money thing...
LE: You crazy.
D: Maybe, but I'm moisturized.
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