Star Crossed Lovers

which one are u?

mmm

mmm

Gmail Ninja

Kawaikunai?

And then they went back to Japan

Yesterday's Tour Guide Tasks

The faggotries of it all...

went to the statue of liberty, but could not enter her body. it has been closed since 9/11 - the bitch was so frigid yesterday

came back ashore with the Millenium Team from Argentina, comprised of mostly girls. When I asked what the Millenium Team was, the one boy replied, "Rollerskating"

Ground Zero - Brooklyn Bridge - just fucking cold. No laughing matter.

Guggenheim - the group exhibiting their work drowned Pinnochio, but in better news, the boy upstairs at the Illy cappuccino installation was cute and twinky. yes, i too thought those terms were mutually exclusive.

Metropolitan Museo - zipped around the galleries - temple of Dendor, asia, china, European painting, modern (the Hirst shark is there (?)), sculpture garden, midieval. mama got it all in a calendar for $8.95. I got us a discount.

Closed the night at Gajyumaru where we had an authentic Japanese meal for my guests that traveled all the way from Japan. They were thoroughly excited. When I told the owner what I really liked, she replied, "Girls". We both laughed.

Pics to come

What What What

Made ja look...

Have you seen the new Star Trek Preview? I'm not even a trekkie, but I think I'm going to have to go to opening night for this one. The movie looks "sexed-up" and the effects look hawt. But whh with Winona Ryder? Isn't she to old to be in this movie? Oh shit. Above are two screen shots from "The Man Trap", an episode from the original series that I caught online last night. Gotta love those 60's rubber special effects. What a laugh.



The COLDEST two days thus far this season and my goddam heat goes out. I have been without heat for about 40 hours and the damage is DONE. Sniffly, sneezy, sore throat... and now I have to be a host to my Jap friends (from Kochi, not the UWS). And when I told TB and Artner that I had a cold, they both replied... you need a down comforter. Damn, what I need is some heat. The projeks got more heat than this shit. What a pity.



So, as I mentioned, I will have guests in from Japan beginning this evening. Thurs to Mon - that's just how they roll. Now I have to whip out the wig and the 'mono and get ready for some fan dances, again. I thought I left that life behind when I got out of the old country. Sex slavery bites. And when it does, sometimes you bruise. Oh wait, am I confusing my old life with this life. What a whore.

seriously?

perhaps the funniest profile pic i ve seen on daddyhunt.com. hi larious.

Pleasurable Plastic

And it ain't even a dildo.

Today's Look

Today's Look

Ghetto Madonna and the Larva

complete set from the party here

Separated at birth...

31 years ago. たんじょうびおめでとう。

Today's Look

It's time to heal

Today's Look

Daddy hit me

fyi cbt and tt - omg

Things I did this weekend

(in no particular order):

Called out sick; emailed poulin + morris + kaye; cleaned; waxed on; endured Mayor McChese debacle; waxed off; beat off; got called by this bitch; cancelled a ménage à trois; cleaned; got serviced; had too much chicharon; a load of colors; listened to Third, again; watched Vancouver mount my shit; mounted daddy; visited Targét; embraced the foliage; gained weight; played librarian; ravioli; read some of Blimey; ZANZIBAR; cleaned; hunted; got high; curated; invited; worried; relaxed; scaled; got fucked off the new bed; styled.

What's ur favorite pazish?

That's cool with me; it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.

What's ur favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from
ZANZIBAR!

This is just perverse

OMG

Today's Look

Today's Look

はい、私たちできた！

Today's Look

Obamanos!

I love me some crackers

I like'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Hatian... nah, who am I kidding?

O E

Why must I always play "Other Ethnic"? Am I not suited for the role of Prime Ethnic?