FACTS, FICTIONS, AND FAGGOTRIES: FURUNCH

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Deuteronomy Who?

Deuteronomy Madrid is one of the many personalities of your beloved, queer author. The moniker of "Deuteronomy" (the fifth book of The Bible) was adopted because of the author's fascination and respect for Jewish males all over. DM's family includes such notables as Bleekah-Madison Madrid, Niimura Katsutoshi, Yuko Propaganda, and Lexicon Reyes. He has worked for the Fergie, the Dutchess of York, not the humpy hip-hopstress, and is credited as the cover designer for her fabulous diet book, Energy Breakthrough.

On Faggotries

“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.” –Charles Pierce

“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" –John Stewart

“Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce."” –Plato

“Let the little fairy in you fly!” –Rufus Wainwright

UNEXPLAINED PSYCHIC PHENOMENA // CLAIRVOYANCIES

Being at Barracuda and thinking about "Roam" by the B-52's // Roam is the next song
Wondering how I will compose a letter framing that I fit in at Sullivan // Being on the train and seeing a YMCA add with "YOU FIT IN" as the copy
Being asked if my magenta corduroys are from "RUGBY" (answer is no, they are from Vietnam) // Walking down the street and finding a RUGBY store next to Saigon Grill
1/22 - Recommended "The Education of a Graphic Designer" to one who likes to be educated // See someone reading the book in the subway the next day
Singing "Bamboo Banger" in the street // Looking up and seeing an ad for mama MIA
Thinking, "I need to use the word 'daft' more" // Coming across the usage of "daft" in my book.
Thinking, "Huh, I have to email the Bronx arts council and look for opportunities" // Later that night getting an email from them.
Using the ghost's gift thinking" He's gonna call today" // He calls.

FACTS, FICTIONS, AND FAGGOTRIES

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

FURUNCH

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