- People greet you with the feminine version of your name (ie. Vickie, Victoria, Vaclempt)
- Your cafeteria doubles as a gay bar
- The number of straight men can be counted on your three little piggies
- The bathrooms have bars of soap, not liquid (don't drop it)
- Lunchtime gatherings are peppered with phrases such as "pump + dump", "work it out", + "fierce"
- Department meeting disruptions are quelled with a single "GURLS!"
- Sexual harassment is really just foreplay
- People get things done (and people too)
- "BOYZ" exists as a promo code
- The seats come with built in butt plugs
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