I Love Ruben Toledo

At Tekserve, Wednesday 4/29

OP ED

This opinion does not necessarily express the ideas of this art fag.

Mere Acquaintances Yo

Fightin' Words

6:45 "You look like a fake pop star."

7:00 "You are not a jetsetter"

Ouch.

"Just Barely" 6:29-6:30

So I'm still playing catch up with Project Runway and I'm now on season 3. The hilarious editing continues. Listen to the clip of Heidi saying "Just Barley...". Bravo BRAVO Bravo. hilarious.

KiKiKi

Do you like Hello Kitty?
I bought 3 sheets of kid's tattoos!
The themes are: Flower, Princess, and Fire.
Below I'm doing the Fire Madonna pose
I'm copying her.
Do you like Madonna videos?
They're dirty.
Watch them please.
kikiki!

Did you see all that lightning?

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Fruity.

3-2-1

GENKI SEXY

BUY!

The Little Dancing Indian Guy

THEN

AND NOW

NOW DOING PRIVATE PARTIES!


PS - if you cannot see the second video, it is because we are not friends on YouTube. Send me a friend request. My channel is: Victorious13

Pringupringubirlaow

It was Spring 2006. I was floating down the Mekong travelling from Thailand to Laos. The river was muddy and the trust fund kids were oh so "Duhddy" and "Mummy". Times were relaxin' - UNTIL the pirates boarded. I grabbed for my camera and iPod when they hopped on board at an impromptu dock. The pitter patter of tiny feet became audible from afar and then I realized that they were running up and down the aisle screaming "Pringupringubirlaow!Pringupringubirlaow!". I rifled through the index of my Lonely Planet Southeast Asia to see if I could find a handy translation. I know these SE Asian kids and their fierceness realness. I was scurrd. (I used to be one of them!). When I saw the money exchanged, I finally realized - we were at the bodega of the Mekong and they were pitching chips and beer. Silly Fauxmerican.

Artner's new belt

Yay or Nay - Vote now in the right hand column!

After Artner (emo style)

While I'm in NYC trying to work with the seamstress under the stairs and hiding in empty offices, Artner's pangs of guilt about not getting me a bigger discount is keeping her up at night and making her voice cry-ey. It makes sense that young guns wind up working for the old navy, while ex-English teachers have to settle for basements as maids of the world. Oh man. Did you ever hear of that show, "Touched by an Angel". Someone in my office quipped that my boss backed away from me when I tried to touch her because she didn't want to be "Touched by an Ethnic". Hilarious. All this talk about ethnicity is making me hungry for some pancit and dinuguan. Will I ever see that tranny, Joey, from the Philippines again. Oh....

10 mins

my 10 minute salad... yum.

Faggot Style

Oh, the mysteries of NYC. You get gay bashed on the subway for wearing Salmon pants, then you get to work and are asked to become someone's personal stylist because she likes your "look". Why do pink pants bring out the worst and the best in people? Oh joy. And I know I need a haircut, but I'm kinda likin' it.

Me in the future?

... or me now?

Read article about the PENIS FESTIVAL

Chiffon at 0:54

OK, so I was in Japan when season 2 of project runway aired originally. I missed it. Since Drag Race has come to a halt (just for now, I hope...), I am trying to get my dosage of fashion cuntiness from oldie but goody Proj Runway eps. Thus far Santino is bringing it with his attitude, and Nick is just cunty (in an adorable way). But no one brought it like Andre in this clip as he exclaims in the background, "Where the HELL is my Chiffon?!!?!"... ooh, think I just got inspired.... T-shirt anyone?

And let me tell you, if I find the bitch that does have my chiffon, I'ma push her down backwards. BACKWARDS!

Don't touch huh!

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+ "What's she wearing now?" Love Michelle!

Wished you were there

Heart Genki

Thrifting in SF

Need a Blouse? Need a Skirt? Need a Skort? Need Snort?

Dirrty's got all the bases covered. Thanks to this gurl, I got my thrift on for less than 3 wings and 3 sides of Beans-n-Rice at Popeye's. Faux Lao may have met her match at dressing this queen. Between these two, shoot - capes for days. DAYS. Sequins too.

Shigoto Shite Kitanai-chan! SHIGOTO!

It's all about

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!