Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Am I on glue...

or am I in 8th grade again?

Snippets from real life work conversations:

him: "I like this"
me: "Oh, you like my dickey?"
him: "Yeah"
me: "You want my dickey on your neck?"

-----

me: "Want some of my orange?"
him: "No... where those nuts"
me: "You want my nuts?"
him: "Yeah"
me: "You like my nuts?"
him: "Yeah, they're spicy"

-----

me: "I don't know about Philip Glass"
him: "I like him"
me: "You wanna tea bag for me?"

No comments: