Yo, be my maid

ps - i'm the cock
pps- F P = Filipino Prince

Clean that toilet

... then clean that ass.

The Gay Parade 2008

Shit packers - ass munchers - snatch suckers - UNITE! Such was the call at the gay parade.. as always. Another year has cum and gone. Although the night is still young and those brazen homosexuals are up to no good for sure, this year I actually have a job to report to on Monday and am resting my tush appropriately. This year's festivities were shrouded by inclement weather (it was raining buckets). Lady Esquire and I had to seek refuge where ever we could to avoid getting drenched. Despite the heat and wet-n-wild conditions, we managed to enjoy ourselves in the frutopia of nyc. Tomorrow LE gets to play with men with big guns and I get to ask for another 16inch, er ounce, peach pleasure at Jamba juice. Queer representation continues on even after today. We're e v e r y w h e r e. . .

How proud are YOU?

Chicken Pizza + Sprite on the rocks = $6.25


Fallen Chocolate cake and Red Velvet cake and a coffee from Cafeteria = $20.00

Admission to Blowoff (too many serious bears) = $20.00


Lemon Lime Gatorade and Blueberry tea Snappple = $3.75

Cab ride back to the B-Ron-Ex = $25.00

Crab snack = Priceless

Happy Pride

Act 3 : Maids

1 - I put the sheets on the bed
2 - I found the ice pack and filled it with ice
3 - Water boy detail at 3 AM
4 - Yoplait? Yo played maid? Got yogurt
5 - Driving Poison Ivy in the chair
6 - Took the evidence with me - to go.
ninja maid.

Whh was...

June's been eventful - happy pride.

I never came. Period.

Yo whh was MOtW came back MFA style. 'Daddy' got hit by a car and injured his leg. Yeah, we made it to the end of the OUT mag party. Yeah, we mingled at G for a hot sec. He tried to withstand the pain and be alpha event chelsea mayn. But in the end his swollen knee just couldn't keep up. We had to stop pumping and just call it quits. Biology got the best of him and despite wanting to load me up, the pain held him back. And guess who had to do the sheets, clean up the detritus from a hook-up gone awry, and get the ice pack for 'daddy's boo boo... mmhmm.. me me - MOtW. What a 3rd act.

The "Divas: Maids of the World" soundtrack can be purchased at jenniferlew.com

We love you Drew Barrymore...

don't ever leave us.

Is my life Queer, Maids, Opera?

Is that it? Oh, and real estate moguls too...
Think Clear Queer Here

The Maids Triptych

Work Bitch.

Fuck You Bush

My Mullet-ino

Hmm.. can it? I don't know. Since I killed Leona, I am in the Parterre at the ballet (not backstage mopping), I'm getting picked up in the meatpacking (not packing meat at Bravo[s]), and I'm designing cool things for the opera (not designing nail tips on the concourse)... so the answer is: maybe, perhaps...

Chefs of the World

Full story here



I abhor Bush.

OMG POISON IVY

Damn panda on panda crime - issues. Poison Ivy be bringin out the worst in people.

You can take the gurl out of Joisey, but you cannot take the Joisey out of the gurl

Busty(or Weeny's ex-colleague at the Met): Oh, I'm leaving in six weeks"
Weeny: Oh where are you going?
Busty: Law School
Weeny: Eyechh!
Busty: ... (faint sigh)
Weeny: My dad was a lawyer - I worked in law offices for a long time - GOOD LUCK HONEY!
Busty: ... ... (not so faint sigh)

And with that we pranced out of the Parterre for the First intermission. We returned to this (please watch below in its entirety - AMAZING!)

Inspirational

La Bayadére was amazing last night at the Met. Weeny brought me (thanks to Big T for the tickets!).

Weeny: (whispering) Have you seen this before
Meeny: (not so whispering) No

Low an behold I had seen this ballet. The moment of clarity came when I saw act two, or Three Shades. Incredibly inspirational, really.

I've never cum like that before redux.

No "Daddy". No Fertile Unconcious. No Cuddling. Just spasmodic ripples of freshly released energy coupled with a bit of stickiness. MMM.

Totally Drinkin It

OMG - when did I start drinking the Kool Aid and become an opera fan? VIP seats never hurt.

Weeny's friend at the Met was able to snag some great tix for this event. Food, folks, and fags, I thought - why not.

Here is some footage of the two stars working it out in front of the gazillion people at the park that evening. Angela Gheorghiu's voice was AMAZING, while her husband, Roberto Alagna, was a complete clown/ham. I've come to realize that opera stars that don't take themselves too seriously are my fave. I love it when they have the chutzpah to walk off stage mid performance as well. Fuck the crowds man. Seeing two human beings on stage with amazing talents was like drinking some Tropical Punch Kool Aid - also my fave.

Weeny: Hey DM, you want to go backstage?
Meeny: Shyeah.
And with that I met my new fave Opera stars–the woman who I'd love to sing me a lullaby and the man whose mane I'd love to braid. Oh man, is the Opera Art Director coming out?

6/21/08

So the queen of all queens, the fag of all fags turned 30 yesterday.... work it out Ms. Scholar Gurl. In honor of the event, she hosted a party at a downtown booty bangin joint faturing all the hits. It was blazing hip hop and r-n-b. Appointed a member of the decorations committee, I prepared this banner, totally apropos for the event (ie faggy bday)

Some divas needed their glamour shots of the evening (this is a picture of your faggy author - very Jeremy Scott, I know - whh?)

This is a picture of my girl VJ doing her thang. Such a drag queen at heart. First came HS Musical and then the Project Runway:Dec Cmmtee Extravaganza. Gurl you know it's true. Ooh Ooh Ooh..

Long lost family members from the Cherokee tribe part of my family also showed face. This is my dear cousin (her heritage forbids her from looking directly into the camera when taking pictures - forgive!)

and when the time came for showing her blowing skills, the scholar proved that she's got the oral acumen, as well as the mental

And, of course, no faggy extravaganza would be complete without the perennial ghetto plural. In this case we saw some Dim Sums at a Japanese Restaurant post blazin. Happy Birthday! Happy Ghetto! Happy Faggotry! xo

Why Jabba gotta be all saucy though?

Maids of the World Video Games Remix

I would have directed you to the online free gayme, but NYC Opera said "Forbidden 404" - what's with the censorship- dayumn. Take it away Jilly

For more Maids of the World Video Gaymes click koko

This Ain't Blackle

This is whatchutalkin' bout Willis if you enter "Black People" as your search on Google Images

I've never cum like that before.

The White Bread Sandwich, the Black Girl and other Ethnics

me: yo yo - are we still meeting in the park?
opera bear: no - we're going to meet at La Negrita instead.
me: cool

Enter the black girl at the black girl, Tippy. We met two minutes before this photo extravaganza.





My submission for the Hugo Boss Prize





Happy Birthday Opera Bear.

IINTRODUCING LÉON

Léon

Love

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