Estaba con LOCA!!!

For those that don't know, DRAMA DRAG is THE drag show hosted by Miss Nina Flowers in Denver, Cahroraro. If you don't know who this incredibly talented, artistic LOCA is, well then, you're just not watching your LOGO.

The night was amazing, replete with go-go boys, ba-dragas, and your usual swish swash of mid- west homosexuals. LIC and Inwood were in the house (thanks to the BP Jeep, 198-RIL). And not for nothing, but we brought that shit - we brought it HARD core.

Here are some of the fabu queens from DURAHMA DURAHGA (I'll have to insert their names later, but for now enjoy the visuals pleease)



Yo, is this X-men?



This is GINGER SEXTON. She may or may not be on Drag Race Season 2. You Decide.



X-men 2?



This broad was so much fun to photograph.



This hunny just had waaay bubby.


The special guest at this week's DRAMA DRAG was none other than the ghetto princess herself, AKASHIA, from Rupaul's Drag Race.



This is a picture of Akashia as she rolled up to the venue. She looked alot like "New York" and was sporting a nice, unbeweavable wig. I told miss thing to "WORK AKASHIA!", but she just pranced by.

Akashia opened up with Circus by Britney Spears... and then did some video ho song later on. Her peformance was Akashia-esque - stank and vulgar. But that's why we love her, right?



AKASHIA after Francis Bacon.



Just a mess.

Later on in the evening we caught up with AKASHIA herself. She never made it into the VIP lounge b/c she was hitting on the staff at the venue. We felt like we had just hopped into the television.



Are you checking out that booty?? After we snapped some pics (see the gif down below this entry), AKASHIA went on to massage the staff. Looks like she wanted to massage their staff with her booty.

Me: (upon departure) "WORK AKASHIA!"
Akas: (to the staff) "So what are you doing after... are you having fun working?"

The main draw to DRAMA DRAG, of course, was to see Nina Flowers do her thing. She FUCKING KILLED IT.

Her second of two performances was to RuPaul's "Don't be Jealous of my Boogie". Don't you love her jester couture? Everything about the performance was amazing.

With her first performance Nina brought the BITCH out and started the show off right.

After all the queens picked up their hard earned dollars off the stage floor, after they took their final bows and after the crowd started dancing again, the moment came. The moment that Black Panda willed.

Setting - VIP room (we worked our way in there... it helps ot be from out of town)



I showed Nina my shirt that I had made especially for the event that read "Estoy con Loca" or "I'm with crazy girl". She fucking LOVED it.

Me: LOCA LOCA LOCA!!!
Nina: OMG

Me: I made this shirt!
Nina: (speechless and gagging)

I then went in for the sweaty embrace.



After she realized that I wasn't trying to kill her, Ms. Nina agreed to take a picture with me and the shirt.



WORK LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAS!



Artner snuck in a photo too. Work chinese locas.



After taking the oh-so-necessary photos, I showed offered Nina one of my shirts.



She gagged...............and gagged... and gagged.

Me: Nina, do you want this one (pointing to the shirt I was wearing) or this one (referring to one that I had magically whipped out that read "FACE FACE FACE"

Nina: Oh my GOD, you made one for me (very flattered and flustered)
Give me this one (pointing to ESTOY CON LOCA), that one (FACE FACE FACE) is for BEBE. Oh shit... did she just say that?



So, I took the shirt off my back, of course.



and gave it to Nina with lots of love.



Then I jumped her again and embraced until the MYSTERIOUS BLACK HAND grabbed her away.

Nina: You are so adorable.
Me: Work Loca. I love you loca.



Then I was half naked in public. Just another day in Denver, I guess.

DRAMA DRAG was amazing and meeting Nina was fabulous. I will have more pics up soon on my flicker set, but for now, enjoy these other videos LOCAAAAAAAAAH! XOXO from Cahroraro.