WHH w me was...

It's that time of the month again. That or I'm done with MoTW. I am so through with that bitch. OMG so through. I wish I could be more positive about this, but wheat can I say, wasps sting. Sting like bitches. What are you gonna do? When will the maids have their day in the sun?

My emotional state aside, I've been feeling quite shitty. Overwhelmed, bored, subordinate.. perhaps FDP is the only thing that's helping me stay afloat. Him and my Hello Kitty tattoos too. Who deosn't like to wear a little pussy? Surely this bitch does.

I like The Fashion Show too. I mean what am I supposed to do w/o Project Runs? Oh, and I;'m not talking about White Castle. Omg MoTW gives me the runs. Who even says that? MoTW?? Geez. This bitch is really fucking up my shit. I need to start Monday exceedingly positive. Maybe I need to spark some sage in her space. Like her twat. God get huh.

ARTS & LEiSURE

I live for this Video RuRu has such a good sense of humor about herself. Work.

Chi Chi betta work.

I saw Departures this evening. It was soo good. Funny and poignant. FDP sys it was one of his favorite movies ever. I believe him.

The movie was such a good picture of life in the Japanese countryside in my opinion. Just works on so many levels.

It's now Saturday morning. Where am I going to dance? I need to dance tonite. But where?



I need to dance it off... but im not huggin git out - not with that bitch.

Is her name Jazmin?

China is bringing it in the beginning of this video. This is my new fave song.

Life with Selena

HUG IT OWWT!

WHO TOLE THEM?

I'd like to think that I contributed to their happiness.

:)

She ain't Crystal Waters

the one and only

Hard time sleeping ||

And nightmares...

Marky Mark

I took the "Which artist are you" Quiz on facebook.

MNU Spreads Lies

FA-SHAHN

Pronounced "Roo-shay"

Like my new Ed Ruscha towel? 60"x70". Gonna hang it above my bed- you know. It's my mating surface. Sometimes.

A half million pesos!

It's not just fashion, it's Fa-SHON!

This Bitch

I got a comb to comb my neck hair

and whh was it's a tat. so, tbaybay and tb junior are out. it's friday night and i just got paid. margarita friday at work in honor of beverly sills. indypendent party - my first collabo with FDP. Meet's 32. AND. I'm still Younger than Jesus. Hell yeah.

Tonite

Asia better read

Here

Who Jew?

Bernie Solomon: "What's your father's name, kid?" ('kid' thown in for added effect)

Deuteronomy: "Villanueva"

BS: "Your mudda's?"

Deut: "Madrid"

BS goes to sit down and fingers his little brown portfolio that he keeps under his arm.

(minutes later)

BS: "I knew it. YOU'RE JEWISH"

Deut: "Yes!"

And it turns out to be true. BS found my names in a list that he had toted around since his student days in Italy. This list, published by the Vatican, contains the names of Jewish Spaniards that were expelled from Spain during the age of Imperialism. Both of my family names turned up in this list entitled, "Tiene usted sangre judia?" or "Do you have Jewish blood?". The resounding answer is YES, I do. So now the important question, What had happened to my barmitzvah? Oy.

Right now

Whh was I went to mcee dees to get a coffee - not vanilla... but i got vanilla anyway. and then the broad gave me my 3 singles back like they were 1 hundred dollar bills. whh? AND THEN i left mc donald's to find a bag of weed at my feet. some handsome bud. but then what winds up happening? whh is artner smoked it across the states. yo. smokin maids. oooooh oooh.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

Bruno's Meinspace

if embed doesn't work

To all my girls in the Federal Detention Center

uhh uhh, Yo its the real shit, shit to make you feel
shit,
bump em in the club shit, have you wallen out
when you bump this(hip hop, hip hop) drugs to ya ear
drum the raw uncut, have a nigga o.d. cause its never
enough.

Daugh-ter Judy

It is the age of "The Jetsons". I remember waking up to watch this cartoon vision of the future. Flying cars, robot maids, and television screens that acted like phones. And now we have them all. We can IM with our friends and watch them pose in their new pants. You can go to Chinatown and be served by mechanical waitresses. You can even take a flying cab to Tokyo and be left stranded, drunk and high for days. OK, so the last two examples are a bit stretchy. But you really can watch your friends make Congee des garcons originals and style each others outfits. Really.

She's always been one of my heroes

Some of my favorites from today's visit

IT'S CRUCIAL TO HAVE AN ACTIVE FANTASY LIFE

LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL

MONEY CREATES TASTE

I SMELL YOU ON MY SKIN

REPETITION IS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN

SELFISHNESS IS THE MOST BASIC MOTIVATION

SELF IMPROVEMENT IS ANTISOCIAL

STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED

WTFHH?

I Love Ruben Toledo

At Tekserve, Wednesday 4/29

OP ED

This opinion does not necessarily express the ideas of this art fag.

Mere Acquaintances Yo

Fightin' Words

6:45 "You look like a fake pop star."

7:00 "You are not a jetsetter"

Ouch.

"Just Barely" 6:29-6:30

So I'm still playing catch up with Project Runway and I'm now on season 3. The hilarious editing continues. Listen to the clip of Heidi saying "Just Barley...". Bravo BRAVO Bravo. hilarious.

KiKiKi

Do you like Hello Kitty?
I bought 3 sheets of kid's tattoos!
The themes are: Flower, Princess, and Fire.
Below I'm doing the Fire Madonna pose
I'm copying her.
Do you like Madonna videos?
They're dirty.
Watch them please.
kikiki!

Did you see all that lightning?

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Fruity.

3-2-1

GENKI SEXY

BUY!

The Little Dancing Indian Guy

THEN

AND NOW

NOW DOING PRIVATE PARTIES!


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Pringupringubirlaow

It was Spring 2006. I was floating down the Mekong travelling from Thailand to Laos. The river was muddy and the trust fund kids were oh so "Duhddy" and "Mummy". Times were relaxin' - UNTIL the pirates boarded. I grabbed for my camera and iPod when they hopped on board at an impromptu dock. The pitter patter of tiny feet became audible from afar and then I realized that they were running up and down the aisle screaming "Pringupringubirlaow!Pringupringubirlaow!". I rifled through the index of my Lonely Planet Southeast Asia to see if I could find a handy translation. I know these SE Asian kids and their fierceness realness. I was scurrd. (I used to be one of them!). When I saw the money exchanged, I finally realized - we were at the bodega of the Mekong and they were pitching chips and beer. Silly Fauxmerican.

Artner's new belt

Yay or Nay - Vote now in the right hand column!

After Artner (emo style)

While I'm in NYC trying to work with the seamstress under the stairs and hiding in empty offices, Artner's pangs of guilt about not getting me a bigger discount is keeping her up at night and making her voice cry-ey. It makes sense that young guns wind up working for the old navy, while ex-English teachers have to settle for basements as maids of the world. Oh man. Did you ever hear of that show, "Touched by an Angel". Someone in my office quipped that my boss backed away from me when I tried to touch her because she didn't want to be "Touched by an Ethnic". Hilarious. All this talk about ethnicity is making me hungry for some pancit and dinuguan. Will I ever see that tranny, Joey, from the Philippines again. Oh....

10 mins

my 10 minute salad... yum.

Faggot Style

Oh, the mysteries of NYC. You get gay bashed on the subway for wearing Salmon pants, then you get to work and are asked to become someone's personal stylist because she likes your "look". Why do pink pants bring out the worst and the best in people? Oh joy. And I know I need a haircut, but I'm kinda likin' it.

Me in the future?

... or me now?

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Chiffon at 0:54

OK, so I was in Japan when season 2 of project runway aired originally. I missed it. Since Drag Race has come to a halt (just for now, I hope...), I am trying to get my dosage of fashion cuntiness from oldie but goody Proj Runway eps. Thus far Santino is bringing it with his attitude, and Nick is just cunty (in an adorable way). But no one brought it like Andre in this clip as he exclaims in the background, "Where the HELL is my Chiffon?!!?!"... ooh, think I just got inspired.... T-shirt anyone?

And let me tell you, if I find the bitch that does have my chiffon, I'ma push her down backwards. BACKWARDS!

Don't touch huh!

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+ "What's she wearing now?" Love Michelle!

Wished you were there

Heart Genki

Thrifting in SF

Need a Blouse? Need a Skirt? Need a Skort? Need Snort?

Dirrty's got all the bases covered. Thanks to this gurl, I got my thrift on for less than 3 wings and 3 sides of Beans-n-Rice at Popeye's. Faux Lao may have met her match at dressing this queen. Between these two, shoot - capes for days. DAYS. Sequins too.

Shigoto Shite Kitanai-chan! SHIGOTO!

It's all about

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!