Thanks to some Mountain Dew and a bit of excitement, this bitch (moi) woke up at the crack of dawn this morning. Had the Dooh Doo yesterday, but tons of caffeine. Desyoo?!
Heard outside my window, Sat. 9:04 AM
Heterosexist neighbor 1:
Oh yeah, where I used to live, I would walk the dog and the girls would just come up and ...
Heterosexist neighbor 2:
Yeah, when I walk him [the dog], he finds all the girls. He has alot of girlfriends.
Heterosexist neighbor 1:
They get alot of attention from the girlies
Heterosexist neighbor 2:
Why do you think I walk him so much? Thats the plan.
Now REALLY, must I be subject to such breeder banter this early into my Saturday. Gurd.
1 comment:
when you walk me I get all the guys
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