Saturday, October 11, 2008

Heaven and Hell


OK, how can we avoid this hot mess? Radiohead might suggest not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats blah blah... and that's all good. But, I don't think that Madge is in her local Gristede's (or Greased Titties, as some like to refer to the supermarket) buyin' up all the Swanson nuke'em-ups. No. So, if Madonna is susceptible to the effects of aging, the same must be true for all of us mortals. Oh wait. There's the Kabbala. Prune Juice. Fresh air from the English countryside. Will these help? Is this what she uses to get Sticky and Sweet? Who am I kidding. It must be the...
/>PS- I want that headpiece Lourdes